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Rants: Reviving Brontosaurus

Posted on Tuesday, April 04 @ 17:44:22 EDT by admin

Rants Reviving Brontosaurus

Apparently, some people think there is no brontosaurus.

I know. I was shocked too. You can read more about it at the above website, and even from more biased sources. There's one small problem. I don't believe it.

"But Matthew J!" I hear you say. "It's on the Internet! It must be true!" I agree there is a magic filter that prevents falsehoods from being published on the World Wide Web, but there's the truth, and The Truth!

The Truth! is that I recently purchased a book for my kid brother featuring such classic dinosaurs as Triceratops, Stegosaurus, Tyrannosaurus Rex, and of course, Diplodocus. "What," I hear you ask, "in the name of inevitable betrayal,, is a Diplodocus?" It turns out that it is a big long-necked dinosaur in the vein of the Brontosaurus (some would call it a cheap knock-off).

The problem is that another book I looked at called the same style of dinosaur an Apatosaurus, while another called in a Brachiosaurus. I'm not a paleontologist. I don't need to know a thousand different species of dinosaurs. I need a small handful that are easily recognizable by the majority of the population. Children of today still have many such dinosaurs, but without Brontosaurs, there no single dino fills the role of the giant thunder lizard.

Fred Flintstone did not eat Diplodocus steaks. Sludge did not transform into an Apatosaurus. Brachiosaurus was never on a postage stamp.

Brontosaurus is part of our culture, and we need to keep in alive.


 
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Re: Reviving Brontosaurus (Score: 1)
by jcq on Friday, April 07 @ 18:30:39 EDT
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OK, I'm with ya on most of your rants, but this one has gone too far. Rip into dry heaves and NPR's baseball bias (what was up with that, anyway? Was there really no other more important news in the world at the time?) all you want, but bring up the term Brontosaurus and you're asking for trouble. Now it's personal.

While it might be true that Brontosaurus came to describe sauropods in general to the great unwashed masses due to such pop-culture gems as The Flintstones (don't get me started on them... could have a whole long rant about that god-awful cartoon, whose only redeeming feature was lending its characters to a very amusing ep of Harvey Birdman) and "science" textbooks of our parents' era, by using the term, we are simply perpetuating a mistake and giving acceptance to incompetence (somethng which I will never do unless it is my own).

Just because some dingbat (read: one of the leading paleontologists of the 19th century) couldn't figure out that it was the same thing as something already sitting in a drawer and gives it a "sexier" (is thunder sexy?) name doesn't mean that we should reward such behavior. Actually, the main fault lies (as it so often does) with American pop culture. The mistake was discovered in 1903, which one would think would be plenty long ago to excise it from the public conciousness, but noooo. People had to keep using it, confusing generation after generation of small, impressionable youngsters, who end up devastated when someone with greater knowledge than them and very little tact or compassion (read: me) points out that they are wrong, wrong, WRONG. Anyhoo, the other frustrating part is that Apatasaurus isn't really that interesting of a creature any more. It's a fairly run of the mill sauropod -- not the largest by far, nor the coolest looking, nor either the earliest or latest... Basically it is what it is - average.

It may come as a surprise to no one that one of the things I most enjoyed about paleontology growing up was making fun of how wrong so many other people were. We ridiculed the notion of Brachiosaurus spending its days in lakes, given that doing so would have made its life slightly more difficult (you know, not being able to bring oxygen down to the lungs due to water pressure), we mourned the notion of TRex as a ferocious predator as increasing evidence led to its designation as a likely scavenger who wouldn't be able to hunt on its own without great risk of injury, we laughed at the notion of stegosaurus' plates as protective, and above all, we ripped into the horrible scourge of science, the pop-culture notions of creatures of wildly-divergent time periods living together (see afore-mentioned loathing of The Flintstones). Oh, and as long as you mention Diplodocus, I should give a shout out to the SMM, whose largest single specimin is of course a two-story fully assembled skeleton, most of which is real bone.

That said, it is very tough for me to shed my childhood notions of Deinonychus, Velociraptor, and all the other "cool" predators and accept that they all were likely covered in dorky-looking protofeathers. It may not be scientifically accurate, but I gotta say that Jurassic Park wouldn't have been nearly as scary with dorky enemies that would paralyze their prey with laughter before eviscerating them.

Ah well...



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