Dear Internet,
I’m sorry baby. I didn’t mean to leave you lonely for so long. I know I did you wrong, but now I'm back, and I'm going to make it up to you.
And I'm sorry about those other forms of entertainment. I know doesn't change anything, but I swear, they meant nothing to me. The books, the TV, the video games: all just cheap thrills. I was just so lonely that I fell into the arms of whatever medium was ready willing and able. I was weak I admit it.
But now that we're reunited, nothing will ever come between us again. I'll keep the wireless network up 24/7, check my email every five minutes, and get back to downloading pirated software.
About that book on the Hindenburg? That's just research baby. Yeah. Research.
Forever Yours,
Matthew J. Hanson