Some of My Favorite Things about Christmas

1. Presents
2. Snow
3. Christmas dinner
4. Santa Claws. (Get it. Santa claws!)
5. Getting time off from work
6. Promoting a secular agenda that includes legalization of narcotics, euthanasia, abortion at will, and gay marriage
7. That it's directly followed by Kwanzaa
8. And family too I guess if you're into that sort of thing.