Ah, ebay. The great online auction house. Where you can find anything you want from celebrity memorabilia to combs made from Tibetan-yak horns. But there are something things you can't even find on ebay. Like human remains. Or can you?

A rather interesting feature I noticed while searching the web for a good source of weapons grade plutonium. Yet when I clicked on the link, there was no plutonium to be found.

From this small text ad, I can only draw two conclusions. Either ebay is guilty of the classic (and legally dubious) bait and switch, or (more likely) ebay is just a clever front for international black-market arms dealers.

Why was I searching the net for plutonium? Because I couldn't find any in Africa silly.

(Yes, I know it was uranium in Africa, but a search for enriched uranium doesn't give me the results I need, and searching for just uranium, well I could be using uranium for any number of peaceful purposes, and that just isn't as funny.)