Improvements I Want to Make to Matthew J. Hanson.com, But Have Not Yet Figure Out How to Accomplish

1. Perfect a telepathic interface.
2. Create a PDA friendly version of the website.
3. Make the website come with punch and pie.
4. Find a plug in that will yodel the site.
5. Install paranoid artificial intelligence that will go insane and try to destroy the world.
6. Allow the user to choose his or her own adventure.
7. Convince the publishers of the Choose Your own Adventure Series, to let me exploit their intellectual property without any form of compensation.
8. Install a fun loving artificial intelligence that will defeat the insane one by demonstrating that in war, nobody wins.
9. Using the blink tag more.
10. Matthew J. Hanson.com... in 3D.